Even a bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work.

There are two types of fisherman - those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish.

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.

All fishermen are liars except you and me and to tell you the truth, I'm not so sure about you.

Fishing is the sport of drowning worms.

May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it. - Irish Blessing

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - S Wright

Fishing was good, it was the catching that was bad.

Fishing is such great fun, I have often felt, that it really ought to be done in bed.

Fishermen are born honest, but they get over it.

Fishing tournaments seem a little like playing tennis with living balls.

Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths.

The awkward fisherman does nothing but disturb the water.

Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.

Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job. - P Schullery

Work is for people who don't know how to fish

Fishing, a poor mans therapy

She got the house the cars and the kids, But I got the boat and dog!!

Fishing ruined my marriage. Thank God for fishing!!!

There's a reason they call it fishing and not catching!

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

A woman who has never seen her husband fishing, doesn't know what a patient man she married!

Catching fish is not hard. All you have to do is think like a fish.

Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.

Born to Fish Forced to Work.

Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way.

A fisherman is a jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other.

The things that I have learned from fishing:
1. There is no such thing as too much equipment.
2. When in doubt, exaggerate.
3. Even the best lines get weak after they have been used a few times.
4. Sometimes you really have to squirm to get off the hook.
5. The fishing is always better on the other side of the lake.
6. Good things come to those who wade.

FISH: an animal that grows the fastest between the time it's caught and the time the fisherman describes it to his friends.

May all your fishes come true.

Size doesn't matter, unless you're a fisherman!

Fishing is a reel tough job, but I'm willing to tackle it!

If its bigger than a piece of bacon keep it. You wouldn't throw bacon back would ya.

Dunno what's wrong...I nailed em here last year!

It wasn't my idea to come to this spot.